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  • me:

    are there any ghosts in here?

  • ghost:

    *knock some shit over*

  • me:

    oh come the fuck on dawg. whos gonna pay for that? are you? are you gonna fuckin pay for that? no youre not. you know why? cuz you aint have a fuckin job. get a fuckin job, ghost. Get a FUCKIN job

  • ghost:

    aight man just chill damn

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked